Saturday, January 05, 2008

Yep porn. For those of you looking for knitting content today, sorry. Still one big blue cable.
Pretty boring to photograph. Wait though, almost there.

But...


I'm at Maya's elementary school this week at pickup. Nancy, another Mom I know, comes up to me with a weird look. She knits. She says she was looking for my blog and "found out".
"found out what?"
"you know"
"no...."

(I'm racking my brain here - what have I posted lately? swearing? cocktails?)
"about the playboy thing"
"huh?"
"Thea Colman, Playboy pictures"
"not me, really"
"I won't say anything"
"no really - did you spell it Colman, or Coleman?"
"Colman. Really, it's OK"

This goes on for a while. I'm confused, she's trying to tell me she's OK with it. I've caught on by now. Seems you can google Thea Colman and find porn.

No really, I said, "Did you click through? Cause you'd see it's not me"
She says no.

Who doesn't click through?

Honestly folks, I'm just not the material Hef's looking for. I could kidnap his favorite girlfriend, picket his house, and set up a tent in the Grotto. He's still not about to publish any photo of me without a good deal of clothing on - preferably even knitted.

But... I do come home and google myself right away.

Turns out I have a Brazilian.

I am sooooo amused.

(PS - for anyone who does click through, NOT ME. )

6 comments:

Jofrog said...

"Tantalizing Thea made us write a new definition of beauty."

'nuf said!

Corwink said...

Hmmmmm.....I'm still not convinced that isn't you. Anyway sexy, I am looking forward to seeing how the looooonnnng cable turns out.

I hope your holidays were wonderful.

Batty said...

You got a Brazilian and didn't even notice? Wow, you must have been sniffing some serious yarn fumes, woman! : )

Colleen said...

Johanna clicked through. Figures :-).

What I want to know is what that woman googled in order to find that. Hmmm?

Anonymous said...

That's incredible. But there are similarities - 5'2", blonde and aspires to be a designer.

Odd mix of google listings - knitting, Arlington activities and "Woman of Playboy"

Gayle

PlumStitches said...

LOL - HA! that's hilarious.