I had so much fun reading these, and you guys are all hilarious, but there was one comment that we (myself and the other judges I dragged in to this) kept coming back to.
This one managed to be both clever AND morbid, with a little butt humor and some pop culture tossed in for good measure.
Dad: "Darn-it, Son! Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse! Our loss to the Smothers Brothers, your Mother's colonoscopy in the morning (bowel prep in glass), & now Tin-Man is on the phone wanting to know if you know where in the heck Scarecrow is!!!"
Congrats Debbie! PM me your address and I'll pop your yarn in the mail.
I have a cocktail to add later today, so check back in the afternoon :-)