Debbie's photo of her Moonshine test knit. Beautiful, right?
In preparation for the pattern release, I did buy a bottle of the stuff, and have yet to open it and take a swig.
I also watched an episode of the brain-numbing new TV series, Moonshiners, where some idiot was "holding onto" an entire still in the back of a pickup truck. You know where this is going right? It took the back of the cab off when it hit the floor. And you could barely understand a word the moonshiners said when it happened, as they stood around in their shirtless overalled glory and scratched their toothless heads over how that coulda happened.
I promise, the pattern itself is far from stoopid, and the word "ain't" will not be included in the text.